Lolita & Gilda's Burlesque Poetry Hour

Poets taking it off (the last Monday of every month at Bar Rouge in Dupont Circle -- 1315 16th Street NW Washington, DC at 8 p.m.)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Laurel, Hugh, Mel and Rod TAKE IT OFF

Laurel Snyder alludes to something inside of her

what could it be?

She wasn't referring to the sparkling necklace.

It earns $35 and talking to from Gilda.

Hugh Behm-Steinberg is shy

and green on the inside

and brings in $35 more green.

Special guest host Lisette introduces Mel Nichols

who has something inside too

what can it be?

a tampon?

and not just one! Tampons for everyone.

Poetry Tampons!

For everyone!

And a fresh new box of poetry tampons goes for $50.

What's inside of Rod Smith?

Someone's being coy . . .

Sometimes it's not what's on the inside that really counts

and the poetry condoms close the year with $30.

Burlesque Poetry Hour will be on hiatus for the first half of 2008 until Lolita returns to us.