Laurel, Hugh, Mel and Rod TAKE IT OFF

Laurel Snyder alludes to something inside of her


what could it be?


She wasn't referring to the sparkling necklace.


It earns $35 and talking to from Gilda.


Hugh Behm-Steinberg is shy


and green on the inside




and brings in $35 more green.


Special guest host Lisette introduces Mel Nichols


who has something inside too


what can it be?


a tampon?


and not just one! Tampons for everyone.


Poetry Tampons!


For everyone!


And a fresh new box of poetry tampons goes for $50.


What's inside of Rod Smith?


Someone's being coy . . .


Sometimes it's not what's on the inside that really counts


and the poetry condoms close the year with $30.


Burlesque Poetry Hour will be on hiatus for the first half of 2008 until Lolita returns to us.