Lolita & Gilda's Burlesque Poetry Hour

Poets taking it off (the last Monday of every month at Bar Rouge in Dupont Circle -- 1315 16th Street NW Washington, DC at 8 p.m.)

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Jehanne, Scott and Theo TAKE IT OFF

Jehanne Dubrow is a stern mistress

and slips off her Banned Books bracelet.

Omigod it fetches $29!

Scott Glassman behaves himself

at first

What is he getting at?

Omigod, his snoopy tie!

But wait, there's a moratorium on ties for 2007 -- Lolita mad, oh no, attack of the 50 foot little woman!

The tie brings $24.

Theo Hummer classes up the joint

invites the always hot audience participation

and goes to town!

Omigod it's Gina Franco's feather boa!

It earns a scandalous $15!